Showing posts with label cramps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cramps. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 May 2010

blogging in the sunshine, and Minotaur

Good afternoon, dear reader!


This is coming to you live from my knackered garden, and the sun is shining, so I can barely see what I am typing. But who cares? I haz warms, and have bared my neck and arms and legs for the first time in what feels like forever. And I just saw a butterfly flutter by... *sigh*

Well, actually, the “live” thing is a bit of a fib, since the wifi signal doesn’t work this far away. ‘coz, y’know – I live in Chatsworth House, innit? XD No, really – I’m typing this into Word then I’m gonna cut and paste.

Ooo! Hang on a mo....*runs to fetch camera*

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So now I’ve taken some pics and, when I post this, you’ll be able to see the estate in all its dubious glory. I’ll post ‘em at the bottom.

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Where was I? Oh, right – I’ll get on to the main subject in a moment, but first, I want to share a tiny bliss moment I had yesterday, whilst on the bus to work.

Yes, the bus.

Nonono – there’s nothing wrong with Newbie, she’s looooovely! *sigh* But I have to concentrate when I ride her, coz she’s a sprightly little bugger, and she won’t catch me if I cock up. And yesterday, I was more likely than usual to cock up, since I’d had 3 hours’ sleep, due to .... dun dun duuuuuhhhh!!! The Return Of The Cramps!!! Heh – it’s no biggie, but the buggers always*do* seem to wake me.

Anyway...

So I was on the bus, and I saw something I’ve been waiting to see for what seems like forever. I always wait for it, and it always seems faaar too long in coming. But I saw it. Yesterday. And it filled my heart with bliss and made my eyes fill with tears of gratitude.

I saw the first white dusting of Mayblossom on the hawthorn trees.

It may not seem like a big deal but, to me, it’s the signal that, in the words of The Dooberies, summer’s on it’s way. We have a saying in this part of the world:

Ne’er shed a clout*
‘Till May be out

(*clothing)

Meaning: don’t discard yer woollies ‘till you see the blossom on the Maytree (hawthorn). Even then, it’s not an absolute guide, since the sun’s just gone in, and I’ve had to slip me cardi back on – the breeze is still pretty cold. But I care not. I care not. Because the warms are nearly here, and I miss being able to expose my skin to the bliss of the sun’s rays.

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In other news, which was, in fact, supposed to be the point of this post (but now seems to pale into insignificance beside the pale beauty of the Mayblossom), my very first effort at writing a novel is now up on the internetz for all and sundry to read. And, having read through it for the final edit, I’m actually rather proud of it.

Oh, who am I kidding? I love it, and am enormously proud of it. It’s called Minotaur, and it’s posted on the Authonomy website.

So, y’know – go have a look. Please. Leave comments if you wish. Honestly, I hope you like it, but I won’t mind if you don’t. I wrote it purely for myself, after all, and one man’s meat is another man’s poison. But I *am* very interested to know what you think...

It will soon be available in print, too – for a given value of soon, as I’m still waiting for the artwork from hubby. But that’s ok – we know how fickle the muse can be don’t we, dear reader?

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The sun seems to have gone in properly, now, and the clouds are gathering. I wouldn’t be surprised if it rains in a bit. But no matter. I shall go inside, and I shall post pictures, and you can see what a mess our darling chickens have made of our once lush and inviting lawn. The little buggers are eating what’s left of it as I type...

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view from the back door.  that's hubby's poor dead bike under the cover.  Newbie is just out of shot to the right.

here we have the first view of the garden proper.  to the left is the veg patch - not growing anything this year, but every now and again, we turn the earth over so the chickens can scratch about for delicious treats.

the view to the end of the garden.  as you can see, we no longer have a lawn.  the girls have trampled and scratched and eaten it out of existence.  that's their home, on the right.  built by my clever hubby.

further up the garden is the pond.  sometimes, we get newts.  they are such gorgeous little creatures....

back down the garden, we get another view of the coop, and the girls.  the stone mushroom marks the grave of our first and most beloved rat, Jeremy.

here's where i was writing the post from earlier.  jolly comfy it was, too...  the pillar behind it was also built by hubby, to use as a base for his telescope.

the girls.  that's Alan at the back (named after a character in the delightfully bizarre and much missed series Green Wing).  Ruby (Ruby Murray - chicken curry.  geddit?...) is at the front, looking at me suspiciously, as usual.

and here's me enjoying the rays.  Sunshine Squeaky.

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Saturday, 20 March 2010

sugary medicine FTW

good morning, dear reader.

well, actually, it's not that good for me, as i have been awake fro the last hour and a half with period cramps.  it's 4:45 am. *sigh* it's a pattern i follow.  at least i only get them on the first night.  and i have to get up, rather than languishing in bed so i don't wake poor hubby with my tossing and turning and groaning.

so i get up for an hour or so.  the way to beat them, i find, is a hot water bottle and Calpol.  tea and cigarettes, of course, go without saying.

Calpol, if you are not a Brit, dear reader, is a paracetamol medicine for children.  i tend to take painkillers only at this time, or if i have a headache that can't be vanquished by any other means, or if my back is playing up (not too often these days, thank the gods!)  now, then.  let me tell you about Calpol, as it's sort of what this post is about.

people often laugh at me when i tell them i take calpol.  or, indeed, if they see me swigging it from the bottle (can't be bothered with a spoon - too sticky, and i always make a mess).  it is, after all, something that is ubiquitous in this country for teething and feverish babies and young children.  i was given it as a child for headaches, stomach aches, or when i had a cold.  and, well, it seemed like a treat amongst the misery.  it's this sticky, viscous, sugary, violently pink liquid that tastes and smells exactly the same as Red Bull (weird).  the reason i take it is that it is liquid and therefore works (i find) faster and better than tablets. plus, hey - it tastes nice, and gives me comforting childhood thoughts of being looked after by my mum.

well, i said sugary, but there is the heart of my annoyance.  see, with all of this panic/concern/whatever about what we are feeding our children rotting their teeth, etc etc (with reason in many cases, to be fair), the stuff you used to get (with the sugar in it) is getting harder and harder to find.  this makes me sad, disappointed, and actually quite cross.  see, the sugar free stuff is all very well, but of course, you have to sweeten it somehow, as pracetamol is a very bitter drug. and, childrens' taste sense being what it is (i.e. tuned to detect bitterness, as that often denotes poison), it would be hard, if not impossible to get them to take it. 

this leaves artificial "sweeteners". 

these, dear reader (as far as i and, i'm sure, many others are concerned), are the devil's own concoction.  i have yet to find an artificial sweetener that didn't taste worse than the bloody paracetamol itself.  and yet, in our concern for our childrens' teeth, we are trying to fool them into accepting this substitute which tastes sweet enough just long enough to get the blasted stuff down, then leaves an effin' 'ORRIBLE taste in the mouth for aaaaages afterwards.  i mean, come on!  the poor little bugger is in enough misery already, without giving them this pseudo-sweet shit with a vile afertaste as well!  it's just cruel!  for gods' sake, how often do you give the kids Calpol, anyway?  it's not like you're spooning it into them all day, every day, is it?! (i bloody well hope not, anyway!)  so for christ's sake, give the poor little buggers some sugar once in a while, give 'em a little treat, a little pleasure amongst the pain.

seriously - it ain't gonna hurt them.